Thursday, October 12, 2006
Don't Watch Chick-Flicks While on Your Period
****SPOILER ALERT****
Oh, what a morning!
I finally saw The Notebook...you know, the movie where the husband is reading a story (that just happens to be the story of their romance) to his wife who has dementia? Oh...talk about a tear-jerker! My head is throbbing from all the crying I have done this morning. I cried throughout the movie, even in the happy moments. In fact, at the end when they died together in their sleep, I cried so hard I scared the cats. They actually jumped and ran from the room. No kidding. They are still hiding under my bed as I type.
The Notebook is not a movie to see when you are PMSing, ladies! This is not a movie to see when you are on your period....period!
I give this movie a 10 on the Sob-O-Meter.
Hormones are the strangest and most cruel things about nature if you think about it. Are they a punishment from God to women for picking that damned apple from the Tree of Life? Some people like to think so.
*Personally, I am beginning to believe that Adam just happened to ask Eve to go get him something to eat while she was on the rag, so she picked the forbidden fruit and said, "Here asshole, shove this down your gullet!"
Oh man! Hormones are a piece of work. Can't you tell?
*no sacriledge was intended here...author is just expressing her hormonal self with her God-given semi-talent.
Name: Dana
Location: Chicago, and if y'all call me a Yankee, I'll have to cyber-smack ya'!
I'm just a mom of two, a crafter of jewelry, and to keep my sanity among the Yankees (kidding)I write southern-themed poetry, short stories and memoirs. I have been published on the web on sites such as USA Deep South, Southern Humorists, Muscadine Lines - A Southern Journal, Mosaic Minds and Long Story Short. I am also a contributor in Dew on the Kudzu and Weight-Loss Articles.com where I write dieting humor.
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I'm just a mom of two, a crafter of jewelry, and to keep my sanity among the Yankees (kidding)I write southern-themed poetry, short stories and memoirs. I have been published on the web on sites such as USA Deep South, Southern Humorists, Muscadine Lines - A Southern Journal, Mosaic Minds and Long Story Short. I am also a contributor in Dew on the Kudzu and Weight-Loss Articles.com where I write dieting humor.
And this is my blog... Kudzu, funny family stories, poems, family ghosts, snakes, sun-kissed southern memories all inside! Plus some travel reviews, recipes and more! I also make handcrafted jewelry! Check out my jewelry blog - Colors of the Woods
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"I believe that no matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, you can not baptize cats." - Larry the Cable Guy
A Tennessee man and an Alabama man were both fighting in a war and were captured by the enemy.
"Before we put you to death," said the enemy, "do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," said the Alabaman. "Could you play 'Yeah, Alabama' before you shoot me?"
"Sure," said the enemy. "How about you, Tennessean?"
"Could you shoot me before you play 'Yeah, Alabama?'"
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"Before we put you to death," said the enemy, "do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," said the Alabaman. "Could you play 'Yeah, Alabama' before you shoot me?"
"Sure," said the enemy. "How about you, Tennessean?"
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