Sunday, May 01, 2005

Tag, You're it!
OK, my friend, Monica, tagged me on her blog and I now have to do my part.

If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a backup dancer...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be a midget stripper...
If I could be a proctologist...
If I could be a TV-Chat Show host...
If I could be an actor...
If I could be a judge...
If I could be a Jedi...
If I could be a mob boss...
If I could be a backup singer...
If I could be a CEO...
If I could be a movie reviewer....

If I could be a farmer, I would grow fields and fields of beautiful, rare flowers, Watermelons (for my boys), strawberries, blackberries, apples, peaches, pecans, etc... I would have farm stands all over the suburbs, selling my products. The if I made a profit, I would buy some land in Hawaii and farm pineapples. Yummm! I am having a fruit craving now.

If I could be a musician, I would probably want to play in an all-girl's rock band. Sort of like the Go-Go's. I would play bass guitar and really know how to jam. Then maybe someday, Jon Bon Jovi would really need a bass player and I would land the gig. After I got too old to play stages, I would take to playing the harp in a major symphony.

If I could be a painter, I would live in a little cottage in the country by a lake and paint landscapes all day. People from all over the world would want my paintings because they would be full of the wonder of nature and God's great work.

If I could be an innkeeper, I would have an inn somewhere in the moutains of Alabama near a lake. It would be a log house with lots of windows, decks and hiking paths. My rooms would be themed, with themes such as: a shabby chic room with white linens and yellow flowered curtains, a rustic room with log walls and log bed frames and quilts. Lots of quilts. I would serve an old fashioned southern breakfast every morning, but offer low-fat food for those who are dieting.

If I could be an actor, I would try my darndest to get a gig with Jerry O'Connell. Maybe do another Sliders series, except we would be married.

OK, I'm tagging Beej, Olga, and Sela.
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I'm just a mom of two, a crafter of jewelry, and to keep my sanity among the Yankees (kidding)I write southern-themed poetry, short stories and memoirs. I have been published on the web on sites such as USA Deep South, Southern Humorists, Muscadine Lines - A Southern Journal, Mosaic Minds and Long Story Short. I am also a contributor in Dew on the Kudzu and Weight-Loss where I write dieting humor.

And this is my blog... Kudzu, funny family stories, poems, family ghosts, snakes, sun-kissed southern memories all inside! Plus some travel reviews, recipes and more! I also make handcrafted jewelry! Check out my jewelry blog - Colors of the Woods

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