I am on a search and destroy mission today. Someone, either my kids or husband, has left their remote control fart machine lying around somewhere and it keeps going off.

Imagine. I am sitting at the kitchen table, enjoying my morning sweet tea and newspaper when it happens; a loud, obnoxious fart from nowhere sounds off. And no, it isn't me, I swear.

I have looked all over the house and can't find it. It goes off so suddenly and randomly and doesn't last long, so it is impossible to chase it while it is happening.

The remote is lying innocently in the living room, so no one is pressing it. I figure it has a short in it or maybe it is picking up alien transmissions from Mars. Who knows, but I have to deal with it. My nerves are shot!

Am I being Punked?

However, it could make a great item for those women whose husbands are off on business trips or out playing golf or bowling... They could get out their fart machine, set it on random and then pretend it's the mister when it goes off. At the least it would keep them from being lonely. ;)