For those of you who haven't shopped for purses before, it's like this: it's like a man passing by a Home Depot or Sears Automotive store. So many tools, so little time.
Anyway, here I was, slowly moving down each aisle, picking up candidates and discarding them left and right. I just wasn't finding the right match for me. Don't get me wrong, there were a lot of nice purses, but nothing clicked.
I found myself muttering; speaking out loud about what I was going to blog about this afternoon. I guess you can say I was "blogging to myself". LOL I got a few confused looks, that's for sure. Anyway, in the spirit of confusing other shoppers, I started pointing to each purse as I passed and singing in a poor imitation of Madeline Kahn picking her escorts for the evening's orgy in History of the World Part One. (Great movie by the way, but very naughty.)
"No no no no no no yes! No no no no yes! No no no no no no no no no no yes! What a minute, wait a minute (eyebrows raised incredulously as she stares at a soldier's crotch) YES!!!!! .....Ahem."
Works for me.
History of the World Part One Quotes:
Empress Nympho: Say Bob, do I have any openings that this man might fit?
Bob: Well, we could use another wine steward.
Josephus: Hey, I got a great corkscrew.
Josephus: Damn, this a hip crowd!
[to her litter bearers] Empress Nympho: Could you *please* step on the same foot at the same time! My t*** are falling off!
Empress Nympho: Virgins, put on your "no entry" signs! We are about to confront... guys!
Marcus Vindictus: What bait must I use to catch your love? I am your servant.
Empress Nympho: Ah, but the servant waits, while the master baits.
*For more History of the World quotes, go to http://184.108.40.206/search?q=cache:FKbTqO6PXxkJ:www.amazon.com/History-World-Part-Mel-Brooks/dp/fun-facts/B000G6BLRE%20empress%20nympho&hl=en