Hey, y'all say hello to my new renter, Arthur, who is a Viking and resides at Arthur's Hall of Viking Manliness.

A very manly Viking as he describes himself.

I have to say, when I cyber-stepped into his Viking hall, I was overcome with testosterone. Manliness just oozes from every corner of the hall. You can learn about weightlifting, read about Viking literature (and more), and hob-nob with the best.

I like Vikings. I even read about them in my favorite romance novels. They all have long, blonde hair and many muscles.

So, y'all go visit Arthur, but remember - never show any fear. Courage folks. Courage.

I want to apologise for not picking the other two bidders. I always choose the first one to bid in order to be fair, so y'all come back next time please. Thanks.