Friday, August 04, 2006

Headin' Out Again
Well, I'm headin' out to Alabama and South Carolina in the mornin', so I won't be able to blog for a couple of weeks. It's time for my annual trip with the boys to see my side of the family before school starts.

So, once again, I leave you with some movie quotes to keep you entertained in my absence. You can find the answers at See ya'll in two weeks!

1. "Why would I try and cheat you out of anything now? I need you to get the piece so I can steal it from you later."

2. "What if at a key moment in the game . . . oops! my bosoms come flyin' out?"

3. "You get used to doing your own business on your own time. Just like you wouldn't want me to come to your house some evening, and discuss U.S. History on your time. Understand?"
4. "Aziz....LIGHT!!"

5. "Don't push it, or I'll give you a war you won't believe!"

6. "I'm gonna get a tatoo that say 'Thug Nasty'. That's me, Thug Nasty... Nasty Thug"

7. "All I'm saying is that there is a reason why Sporty Spice is the only one of them without a fellar"

8. "Aw come on guys, I was hoping to meet a girl on the Australian trip."
"No way, African warzone; ship of death."

9. "I can't say this on the record yet, but Welcome to Julliard."

10. "Cindy! The TV's leaking!"


11. "The Madonna of the Rocks! Hurry!"

12. "That bus just got DROPPED on top of that Porsche! Oh, I hope no one was in that car!"

13. "Gee, Walter, you really do have the guts,..... just not another bathing suit."

14. "It's the African Anteater Ritual!"

15. "I'm happier than a tornader in a trailer park!"

16. "The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need! My name in print! That really makes me somebody! Things are going to start happening now"

17. "hey 1969 called they want their hair style back."

18. "The war itself had become more perilous, the weapons had evolved yet our orders remained the same...Hunt them down and kill them off one by one."

19. "This comet came crashing into the earth. BAM! Total devastation. No celebrities, no cable TV, *no water*! It hasn't rained in 11 years. Now, 20 people gotta squeeze into the same bathtub. So it ain't all bad."

20. "What I don't understand, is how'd you get the zipper all the way up?"

21. (singing)"Cuz I'm a blonde.....yeah yeah yeah!"

22. "Mr. Morgan, If you're edged cuz im weezin all your grindage, just chill.. cuz if i had the whole brady bunch thing goin on over at my pad, I'd go grind over there, so don't tax my gig so hardcore, cruster."

23. "You want to fullfill my fantasy? Go paint my house."

24. "It's all here, everything, it was all a trap and they're using us as bait!"
"They're not hunting us, we're in the middle of a war."

...and for last, one of my favorite movies...

25. "Nobody dances with the dress, unless they've washed their hands!"

And also, while I'm gone, please check out my renter of the week, Full Metal Photographer, and give him some traffic. Kelly is a "law student, heavy metal fan, amateur photographer and author" according to his profile, so he has much to offer and his photographs are gorgeous! Welcome Kelly!
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I'm just a mom of two, a crafter of jewelry, and to keep my sanity among the Yankees (kidding)I write southern-themed poetry, short stories and memoirs. I have been published on the web on sites such as USA Deep South, Southern Humorists, Muscadine Lines - A Southern Journal, Mosaic Minds and Long Story Short. I am also a contributor in Dew on the Kudzu and Weight-Loss where I write dieting humor.

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A Tennessee man and an Alabama man were both fighting in a war and were captured by the enemy.
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"Yes," said the Alabaman. "Could you play 'Yeah, Alabama' before you shoot me?"
"Sure," said the enemy. "How about you, Tennessean?"
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