Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Happy Birthday to Me! Cha Cha Cha!

Yes, it's my birthday and what a day it was! I spent all day at home alone, reading a bodice-ripper of a romance novel (The Last Heiress by Bertrice Small), taking a bubble bath while still reading said romance, treating myself to lunch at Panera Bread (cheesy-broccoli soup and turkey sandwich), and buying myself a whopping huge chocolate cake with pink flowers.

Of course, I wasn't alone after the kids and hubby came home. They took me out to dinner (along with the in-laws) to Famous Dave's Bar-B-Que where I partook of the All-American Feast for two with the hubby. That's some danged good bar-be-que!

Now this is where it gets interesting.

Towards the end of dinner, the little one gets a headache and says he doesn't feel good. On the way home, he starts crying and then, without warning, starts puking up his macaroni and cheese dinner all over his lap and onto the car floor. All of it.

Bless his heart! Here he is crying in the backseat, oldest is back there gagging because of the horrible, pungent smell, I'm gagging and opening up the car window in this freezing weather so we can have fresh air, and then after everything was over, the sick one asks plaintively and then giggles, "Can I still have cake?"

Hubby busts out laughing, I'm still gagging, oldest is still gagging, we all start laughing so hard that I literally peed my pants, the oldest pees his pants, and hubby is laughing so hard he is crying. Don't forget we are all still hanging our heads out of the windows for chilly fresh air as well.

My in-laws drive up as we are all practically falling out of the car, and here I am with a big ol' wet spot in the crotch of my jeans and still gagging. I am so embarrassed and hubby is still laughing as he tries to explain it while getting the youngest out of the car in his puke clothes.

I still haven't figured out if my day ended on a high note or a low one. It was, however, rather weird there for a while though.

What are some of your weirdest birthdays?
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I'm just a mom of two, a crafter of jewelry, and to keep my sanity among the Yankees (kidding)I write southern-themed poetry, short stories and memoirs. I have been published on the web on sites such as USA Deep South, Southern Humorists, Muscadine Lines - A Southern Journal, Mosaic Minds and Long Story Short. I am also a contributor in Dew on the Kudzu and Weight-Loss Articles.com where I write dieting humor.

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