Found this over on USA Deep South's message boards. Just type what you want to say and it shows up as chalk writing by Mr. Smarty-pants himself. Too funny.
OK, it's 21 degrees outside here now and I am not happy. Southern Gal No Likey Cold Weather. And I couldn't find my darned gloves and winter hat when I went to pick up the rugrats today from school. I am talking frozen. They don't call Chicago the Windy City for nuthin', I tell ya'.
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"I believe that no matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, you can not baptize cats." - Larry the Cable Guy
A Tennessee man and an Alabama man were both fighting in a war and were captured by the enemy.
"Before we put you to death," said the enemy, "do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," said the Alabaman. "Could you play 'Yeah, Alabama' before you shoot me?"
"Sure," said the enemy. "How about you, Tennessean?"
"Could you shoot me before you play 'Yeah, Alabama?'"