Friday, June 30, 2006

Frankly Scarlett, I Don't Give a Damn!
Well, we should all know what movie that quote came from and if y'all don't, ya' need a slap upside the head.

I am heading out on vacation tonight, so while I'm gone, enjoy these movie quotes and try to answer them on the comments page. And no cheatin' ya scallyways.

1. "Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues."

2. "AAAHHHH...Kelly Clarkson!"

3. "You know Walruses have the second largest penises of all Species .... I have the First"

4. "Gort, Klatu Barata Nektu!"

5. "Maybe I could come over sometime and you could help me straighten out my Longfellow."

6. "I'm the ghost with the most babe!"

7. "What do you think I am? A snitch baby?"

8. "Would you kindly keep your balls off my tumbling mat?"

9. "You see Mr. Scott? In the water, I'm a very skinny lady,..."

10. "Despite my appearance at this function, I remain now, and will always be, a Duckman.."

11. "You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?"

12. "You look like Pippi Longstocking."
" Well you look like Forrest Gump."
"Who's Pippi Longstocking?"
"Someone Mell Gibson never played."

13. "So it's sort of social - dimented and sad - but social, right?"

14. "These are absolutley enormous panties!"

15. "Missy's the poo, so take a big whif."

16. "Nothing is impossible! just like escaping mother's womb. God! what a memory!"

17. "Hey cow girls! See the grass?? Don't eat it!!"

18. "Fair is fair, we didn't start this, we didn't mean it to happen, but we're not giving up 'til you pay!"

19. "Vera, put that razor away. Put it away, or I'll blow your pinkie toe off."
"Oh, so now you're going to shoot me in my pinkie toe?"
"I'm not playing with you. I'll blow that little black, crusty toe off your foot. Put the razor away!"

20. "Follow the spiders? Why cant it be follow the butterflies??"

21. " Mom, Leota won't shut up!"

22. "What's a Panama?"
"It's a Navy thing."
"I didn't know you were in Panama."
"We weren't in Panama, we were in Nicaragua."
So why do you call it a Panama?"
"Because we thought we were in Panama!"

23. "I'm a thirty year old waiter/gigilo. Where's the future in that?"

24. " Holy crap, vultures are eating my head!"

25. "I don't know what it is you do, But if it's at the Cheetah, its ain't dancin' "

26. "I'm not Capt. Walker. I'm the guy who keeps Mr. Dead in his pocket."

27. "Marty!"
"Oh suger honey ice tea!"

28. "Alright, you know what? I'll make you a deal. You stop being a little bitch for, let's say, oh, I don't know, an hour or two, and I won't knock the religion of your choice for a week. "

29. "It wasn't sex. It was good!"

30. "What's WRONG with the way I talk? What's the big idea? Am I dumb or something?"

31. "No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"

32. "I'm going to go down to the local choke-n-puke and get Fred a cheeeseburger."

33. "Any fool can get into college. Only a select few can say the same about Amanda Jones."

34. "Do you know what these things can do? Suck the paint off your house and give your family a permanent orange afro!"

35. "Well since you have learned absolutely nothing, I am hereby stripping you of all your princess points."
"Oooh that's voodoo."

36. "I thought chicks like you travled in packs?"

37. "Why is the rum gone?"
"One, because rum turns the most respectable man into a scoundral. And, two because that signal is over 1000 ft. high, the entire British navy is out looking for me. Do you think there is even a chance they won't see it?"
"Yes, but why is the rum gone?"

38. "Alright, I confess. Its my duty to commandeer a ship of the fleet, pick up a crew in Tortuga, and raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weasly black guts out."

39. "Go out and git me a toddler, they got more then they can handle."


OK, I could have kept going, but I figured you'd had enough for now. Have a great 4th of July holiday and keep on bloggin'. Now get to figuring these out and answering them in the comments section. All the answers can be found at
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I'm just a mom of two, a crafter of jewelry, and to keep my sanity among the Yankees (kidding)I write southern-themed poetry, short stories and memoirs. I have been published on the web on sites such as USA Deep South, Southern Humorists, Muscadine Lines - A Southern Journal, Mosaic Minds and Long Story Short. I am also a contributor in Dew on the Kudzu and Weight-Loss where I write dieting humor.

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A Tennessee man and an Alabama man were both fighting in a war and were captured by the enemy.
"Before we put you to death," said the enemy, "do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," said the Alabaman. "Could you play 'Yeah, Alabama' before you shoot me?"
"Sure," said the enemy. "How about you, Tennessean?"
"Could you shoot me before you play 'Yeah, Alabama?'"

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